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August 30, 2006

Anansi Boys

Anansi_boys Okay, B-listers, get your credit cards ready, because those of you who have not yet read Anansi Boys must rush out and purchase a copy immediately! This gem from bestselling author Neil Gaiman (who--judging by the photo on the back of this book--is a fifteen-year-old wunderkind) is a hoot and a half from beginning to end. Poor sod Fat Charlie Nancy (and I have to call him a sod because he lives in England) has the world's most dismal life--a boring job, a fiancee who won't put out, and a charming father who playfully humiliates him every chance he gets. Things only go from bad to worse when Fat Charlie's father passes away and Charlie makes a number of discoveries: a) he has a twin brother he never knew about, b) his father was actually the trickster god of African legend, Anansi, and c) his brother inherited all of the godlike qualities from good old Dad. Charlie decides to get in touch with his brother, and--as we say in the writing biz--shenanegans ensue.

The writing here is artful and funnyfunnyfunny, and there are lots of entertaining moments. Every single character was both lovable and horribly flawed. Even bits that I found predictable were exectued in such a wonderful way that I didn't mind. So, burgerites, this thing has been on the bestseller list for ages and is about to come out in paperback in October. Those of you who have read it--what did you think?   

August 29, 2006

one more freebie: New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

Newmoon We're giving away New Moon, the latest by Stephenie Meyer (author of Twilight) to a lucky member of the b-list--and this one is number one on the NYT bestseller list, lovelies...so sign-up over there in the sidebar, stage right....

August 28, 2006

invest in your future--win signed first editions

Like a fancy art gallery, we're stocked up with signed works of artistic genius here at bookburger hq. GatsbyHave you ever checked out what a signed first edition of The Great Gatbsy is worth? These babies could make you rich someday!  We are officially giving away, to members of our b-list, copies of the following book, each signed by its author:

Major Crush by Jennifer Echols
A Bad Boy Can Be Good for a Girl by Tanya Lee Stone (soon to be a burger interviewee)
The Mercy of Thin Air by Ronlyn Domingue
London Is the Best City in America by Laura Dave (already was a burger interviewee)

So how do you get your mitts on one of these blue-chip investments? Sign up for the b-list....over there on the right side of the page. You'll get our occasional burger bulletins (which you'll love), you'll automatically be entered to win, and we promise not to use your email for anything else.

August 25, 2006

between the buns with...laura dave

London Remember a while back we told you that Reese Witherspoon was interested in starring in a film version of London is the Best City in America? We weren't fibbing! She's optioned the rights to the book, and we like this funny-sad novel too, so we optioned the right to ask author Laura Dave a few basic, burning questions...oh, and by the way, Laura has kindly given us a signed copy of London to bestow upon a lucky b-list member, so sign up over there on the right (it won't cost a penny, or a shilling, or a pound).

Who is your favorite writer that most people have never heard of?

I am a huge fan of Shannon Olson, who wrote this great novel called Welcome to My Planet: Where English is Sometimes Spoken.  I  also love Pam Houston, Meghan Daum, Sue Miller and Charles Baxter.

When you were growing up, what kid or teen writer rocked your world?

So many!  I think I read every book in the "freshman dorm" series, at least 2x!  I also loved Remember Me to Harold Square by Paula Danziger and Forever by Judy Blume. Penelope

My favorite kid book of all time may be Penelope Gets Wheels by esther allen peterson.  It is about a little girl who buys roller skates with her birthday money because she can't afford a bike.

Where's your ideal place to write?

I always write in the same coffee shop, a few blocks from my apartment in new york city.  I wrote my whole novel there.  It is down a flight of stairs--and kind of dark and homey. They let you sit for hours...for the bargain price of a cup of coffee!

Your life is a TV series. Name the theme song, one event that would be on the "best of" episode, and one that would be on the blooper reel.

The theme song would have to be "Wide Open Spaces" by the Dixie Chicks--because i've sang that song (too badly) too many times to not give it some credit.  The "Best of" episode would have to feature the day in 8th grade that I got into all county chorus.  It was the closest I came to fulfilling my dreams of becoming a singer!  The blooper reel, unfortunately, would include the hundreds of other times when I was told in no uncertain terms not to give up my day job to follow that dream.

Burger-flippers want to know: have you ever had a job that required you to wear a geeky uniform? Details, please!

Images I had 13 jobs the year i was writing london is the best city in america.  One of the worst ones was at a high-end shoe store.  The geeky uniform: an itchy sweater set.  And very high shoes.

We'd like to name a burger in your honor.  What kind of fixins should It have?

I love a juicy burger with cheddar cheese and barbeque sauce.  Extra pickles.  And please...hold the onions!

And finally....what is the lowdown on reese and ryan? Have you had dinner at their house yet?
 

Reeseandryan No dinners at their house----though i remember reading somewhere that Reese is an excellent cook. I definitely wouldn't be surprised, if that were true.  Us southern girls are taught to cook almost as soon as we are taught to walk!  Bananapudding My claim to fame: the best banana pudding in the world, a cribbed version of this recipe. (i hold the meringue, and add extra wafers!!!)

MMmm. Nilla wafers. Glad bikini season is almost over...

August 23, 2006

"The Salacious Pasha"

That's the name of our long-awaited steamy romance novel...we haven't started it yet, but we adore our title. We got it  courtesy of the romance title generator at the fabtastic blog Smart Bitches who Love Trashy Novels.

Now if there's a geek genius out there who'll work with us, we'd love to create a chick lit/YA novel title generator. In the meantime, we're jotting down words for this soon-to-be-essential tool...you know: Confessions, of course, and Diary....Loser, Babe and Liar...Gossip, Shopping, Bras...Truth, Forever, Nose Job, French Toast...

August 21, 2006

thanks ma!

Candybox Motherreader is definitely getting chocolates from us when Mom's Day rolls around next May. Check out what this clever mama had to say about lisapapa's latest novel and bookburger... and bookmark her blog while you're at it....

a juicy free sample

of e lockhart's new novel, The Boy Book, is up on e's website. It's a sneak preview of what looks to be a ripsnortin goodie, due out on Sept. 26--and it's a sequel to The Boyfriend List, a certifiable classic.  We have always adored the fabulously one-lettered authoress here at the burger, ever since she was the subject of our very first burger pop quiz way back when we were just a teeny little start-up site with no friends to sit with at lunch...

...plus, who could resist a book that uses the term chundered on its first page?

(don't know what chundered means?)

August 19, 2006

Self-tanned, rested, ready...

a two-week vacation is a beautiful thing, people. Lisapapa has been holding down the fort alone, but now i'm back and a little bit better than i was before, if only because I've had plenty of time to get my beauty sleep and do some reading. Veronica

I brought this book along--Veronica, by Mary Gaitskill-- which is most def not a YA title...and beautifully written but ultimately not one i'd go out of my way to recommend. Sorry, Mary G., you're a great stylist, but this one left me cold and sort of irritated (except maybe the last 10 pages, which were lovely). 

So now it's back to burger business as usual! We've got ultra cool author interviews coming up, a writing contest, and of course our famous book giveaways....it's all happening, so do visit early and often....

August 09, 2006

Bodice Ripper's Revenge!

Here's some bad news for print-on-demand publishers and all of your authors who love them...Publisher's Weekly reports that AuthorHouse must pay romance author Rebecca Brandewyne $200,000 in damages because they published a libelous book (Paperback Poison--what a fab title! And it's libelous! I'll take two!) by her ex-husband.

Brandewyne Apparently, he told AuthorHouse that another publisher had already rejected the manuscript because of libel concerns, and AuthorHouse went ahead and printed the book, figuring that the content was the author's problem, not theirs. According to the judge, "The misconduct in this case is AuthorHouse’s failure to act when it had information that would have placed a prudent publisher on notice that the content of Brock’s book was harmful to the plaintiffs." Oh, snap! No, he di-ent say they were imprudent! Oh, yes he did!

Now let's see if they sue the author's laptop for "typeletory negligence."

August 07, 2006

L8R!

"A company has defended its decision to sack one of its staff by text message, claiming it was keeping in touch with youth culture." (AFP, London)

Okay, we burger-flippers feel compelled to comment on this juicy little news item. B-listers, technology can be fun and oh-so useful. However, as people who know someone who was actually dumped via Post-It note, we feel that there are places to draw the line. In the same vein, firing someone via E-mail, blog, SMS, etc, is rude. If you want to keep in touch with youth culture, drink Mountain Dew and put on a pair of skinny jeans. Don't use it to cut people loose.

We don't really have to send Ms. Manners over there, do we?

August 03, 2006

Uglies

B-listers! I'm finally back from "vacation" (nineteen in-laws, two vans, and a road trip from Denver to Disneyland--don't ask!)--and ready to talk book. Uglies_1

Okay, here is the bad news--in the futuristic world of Scott Westerfeld's sci-fi adventure novel Uglies (the first in his bestselling trilogy)--the world as we know it has been wiped out by a series of man-made ecological disasters. The good news is--once you turn sixteen, you get to look gorgeous! Hooray! Anyone who has seen my high-school yearbook photo will know to put my name on the bulletin board. Naturally, though, looking good comes at a price (in fiction, that's always the way), and our heroine isn't sure she wants to pay up.

Truth: I found this book fairly predictable and thought that some of the dialogue could have been snappier. More truth: I could NOT PUT IT DOWN--I read it in one day, even though it's 450 pages, and I'm under serious deadlines and was supposed to be working. (Just kidding, editors! Heh, heh! The manuscript is almost done, I SWEAR!) I absolutely see why it is on the bestseller lists and can't wait to read the next two. It's exciting, the pacing is amazing, the characters are compelling, and the world is fully imagined. Plus--its so romantic! Rating: 4.5 patties. So, B-listers, what did you think? Did Uglies light your grill? Click the comment box and tell all!

August 02, 2006

even burger-flippers need vacations...

hey, ESPECIALLY burger-flippers need vacations. So I'm taking one, to someplace very off the grid. See you in a couple of weeks!

between the buns with...Lisi Harrison

Loser To introduce Lisi Harrison, author of the controversially snarly and hilarious series The Clique (newest edition, #6: Dial L for Loser, just sauntered onto the shelves), we thought it best to let this fan who posted on Amazon speak:

Being 13 and one of the self-proclaimed biggest fans of the Clique series, I would say that this one (#6) did not fail me at all! I mean, being from a part of California that's actually (gasp!) not Los Angeles, Laguna Beach, Orange County, or Beverly Hills, I really don't like reading books that talk about L.A., but, being a Clique lover, I just had to read it. I hearted it! People that don't like it most likely don't have any of these three things: style, imagination, or fun.

Hey, absolutely, Allison of California! So we dialed L for Lisi, she answered, and here's the result:

Who is your favorite writer that most people have never heard of? 

Every girl that has written me fan mail. Their letters are hilarious, honest, creative and sweet. They keep me going.

What kid or teen books rocked your world growing up?


Harriet The Spy
by Louise Fitzhugh - Inspired me to become a writer. And taught me how much fun it can be to observe the people around you.

A Wrinkle In Time
by Madeleine L'engle - Showed me the power of imagination.

Nancy Drew by-Carolyn G. Keene -Made me want to have a boy's name (how cool is the name George for a girl???)

What one thing do you wish you could say to your 15-year-old self?

Nosmoking Don't smoke. Trust me you will want to quit eventually and when you do you will gain 15 pounds, cry for weeks and curse the day you ever started. (FYI- I haven't had a cigarette in 8 years. YAY me!

Your life is a TV series. Name the theme song.

A mash-up of Material Girl by Madonna and Free To Be...You and Me

Burger-flippers want to know: have you ever had a job that required you to wear a geeky uniform? Details, please!

Butthead When I first started at MTV my old boss made me get inside a Butt-Head costume (as in Beavis and Butt-Head) and march in a parade through Aspen, Co. People were hanging out on balconies whipping snowballs at my massive head and it kept tipping over. Eventually two big dudes had to walk beside me to keep me from losing my balance and and eating pavement.

We'd like to name a burger in your honor.  What kind of fixins should it have?

Mac & Cheese with ketchup. Call it the Mac & Cheeseburger.

Thanks Lisi!

UPDATE: Click here, then add a comment about THE CLIQUE MOVIE to our latest Lisi Harrison post...and be entered to win the brand new Clique #7: It's Not Easy Being Mean--due out March 7! See details here.

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